June 2012
May 2012
me: takes a bite of spicy food
me: HOLY JESUS THIS IS SO FREAKING HOT MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE I THINK I MAY DIE TEARS OF BLOOD RUNNING DOWN MY FACE THERE IS A LEGIT INFERNO TAKING OUT ALL MY TASTEBUDS WHERE IS THE MILK GET ME SOME GODDAMN MILK JFC I CANT HANDLE THING OMFG I AM DYING D Y I N G SEND HELP AKJSHGSDKFG
me: takes another bite
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i'm older than you
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet